Once upon a time, there was a little bird who decided it didn't need to fly south with all the other birds. It was doing fine on its own until along came the first storm of winter. Cold and hungry, it decided to join its friends in the south, but it was too late. The little bird didn't make it far before it crash landed on frozen wings in a cow pasture. As if things weren't bad enough, along came a cow to defecate right on top of the little bird. The CaCa turned out to be warm and comforting, so the little bird soon felt better, but couldn't get out of the cow pie. His struggling attraccted a friendly cat who helped to free the little bird and clean it up. As soon as the bird was licked clean, the cat pounced on it and devoured it on the spot. There are three morals to this story:

1. The one that CaCas on you isn't always your enemy;
2. The one that helps you out of the CaCa isn't always your friend;
3. If you're warm and happy in a pile of CaCa, you'd better
   just stay there!